pencilcat:

nedsseveredhead:

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

akfamilyhome:

Twitter really said “you’ve read 300 posts time to go touch grass”

positivity-rocks:

I hope July is kind to you. And I hope that this July, you are kind to yourself.

a-dinosaur-a-day:

secondlina:

lemon-socks:

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

I reblog the money pigeon because its a dinosaur

invaderxan:

mikesmoustache:

biglawbear:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job.

I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the most satisfying decisions I’ve ever made.

Part 3:

Please pay attention to all the manipulation tactics this boss uses, because they’re pulling out every trick in the book.

• “I’m not your boss, I’m your friend”
• “Other people will be hurt by this and it’s your fault and I’m going to tell them all that”
• Mocking language
• Jobs are important too
• “Be a team player”
• “We’re your family too”
• Talking as if this is a thing you must do
• “We all make sacrifices”
• Undermining your authority
• “You caused all of this, really”
• Accusing you of being “unprofessional”
• “Look at the money you cost us”
• “Just laugh it off and come back to work”

This is like a 101 course in how employers use guilt trips to coerce you into putting up with their bullshit. This is precisely why you should never trust those employers who insist that they’re “like a family.” They are not. It’s just a ruse so that your boss can neg you into putting your job ahead of your actual life.

catchymemes:

bubobubosibericus:

markscherz:

owlet:

owlet:

owlet:

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

Originally posted by ariella884

Glad to see we made one scientist very happy

dduane:

thefirsthogokage:

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(link to tweet) They should be asking for more, ffs

The underlying Big Media position is “Where else will you go? You’ll take what we give you and like it.”

Uh… no. No we won’t.

pinehutch:

teamrocketgender:

@shinyopals et moi shifting into Peak Relaxation mode tomorrow